I HAD
THE WEIRDEST
DREAM
OKAY SO ERIC NORTHMAN FROM TRUE BLOOD IS SEARCHING FOR WAYS TO BECOME HUMAN SO THAT SOOKIE WILL LOVE HIM AND IT TURNS OUT THE ONLY WAY IS TO DRINK AN ANGEL’S BLOOD SO HE MANAGES TO FIND ONE AND TRACK IT DOWN AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE
NONE OTHER
THAN LOOPY CASTIEL
AFTER DRINKING HIS BLOOD, ERIC KIDNAPS HIM AND TAKES HIM BACK TO BON TEMPS WHERE HE CHAINS HIM DOWN IN HIS BASEMENT BECAUSE THE EFFECTS ARE TEMPORARY AND HE NEEDS A CONSTANT SUPPLY LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY
MEANWHILE, DEAN IS HAVING MENTAL BREAKDOWNS WHILST SEARCHING FOR CAS AND ERIC IS HAVING MAD ORGIES HUMAN ORGIES AROUND THE HOUSE WITH SOOKIE
THAT’S WHEN IT BEGINS TO GET WEIRD BECAUSE SOOKIE GETS KNOCKED UP AND GIVES BIRTH TO AN ANGEL/HUMAN CHILD NAMED MADONNA
when did my entire dash become this one show
when did my entire blog become this one show
^^^^^^^^ THIS. EXACTLY THIS.
do you ever say to yourself “i promise i’ll start working in five minutes” and then five minutes pass too quickly and you end up being angrier with the concept of time than with yourself
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:
Lemme just take this moment to point out that Jensen Ackles is so good that people who don’t even watch this show can point out how much emotion is in his face alone.
Mr. Actor Man
Can i just call Jensen Mr. Actor Man now? But yes, fantastic actor.





